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Micromag Special Report
Bartender's Tip
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Consuela's Double Whammy
Guitar Wolf

Joan Jett

The Great Outhouse Massacre
Live Show Photos
In Defense Of...
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Lookout 1oth Anniversary Show

Laura's Comic
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Bob Deck, Anne Tangeman , Jon Harrison , Leny
Brinkman, Brandon Burke, Bob Cutler. La ura Sink,
Grant Lawrence , Kory Willis , Jacki Becker, Brian
Mar..hall Stacks , Angus McWhorter, Jon Bruni.
Adam Mansfield , Joel , Justin Baldwin
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(obviously) fairly obscure, but also attainable. So for instance: the Saints-yes, the Buzzcocksno. Sure you should know about both, but the Buzzcocks sold a lot more records and are kinda
still around. I also don't want this to tum into me trying to one up everyone by writing about the
Unrelated Segments (probably not obscure enough for some). So I'll say everyone should
know the Rezill os but..
Scotland 1976, a bunch of art school
students formed the Rezillos (if you wanna know
about the many line-up changes you can buy the
cd or look on the internet). With a comic book,
sci-fi feel to the songs and stage costumes the
band created a fun, energetic, entertaining little
outfit. Soon after, Sensible Records put out the
"Can't Stand My Baby" 45 . Thier performance
with the Stranglers in Glasgow was enough to put
them in bed with the mighty Sire records. Sire put
out the "Good Sculptues/Flying Saucer Attack"
45, that didn't do so well, mostly due to poor
production that didn't capture the energy or the
music properly. Early '78 saw the Rezillos in New
York to record with producer Tony Bongiori, who
produced a couple Ramones records.
When the album "Can't Stand the
Rezillos" came out it reached 16; with the single
"Top of the Pops" makin it to #19. To support the
record the Rezillos toured the llses with the
Undertones (wish I coulda seen that!). After that a

new single "Destination Venus/Mystery Action",

charted at 50. At the end of'78 the Rezillos were
back in Scotland for what was to be thier final
show. That show was recorded and released on

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Sire titled, "Mission Accomplished ... But the Beat Goes On".
Anytime people talk about the Rezillos you're bound to hear
words/phrases like: B-movie, sci-fi, comic book, punk, and new wave etc ...
and it's all there. There's plenty more too: energetic, for one. I think for me
the first things that sounded out were the Fay Fife &amp; Eugene Reynolds dual
vocals and Jo Callis' guitar, both playing and sound. The 60's pop influence
mixed in with all the aforementioned aspects combine for a unique and
extremely fun sound.
So, if you've already got your hands on some Rezillos,
hopefully you'll toss em on and remember how great they are. And, if you've
never heard them, find those old Sire albums or get the cd with the 2 albums
combine plus the "Venus"45 . Check em out, especially with what "they" are
calling pop-punk these days. Ya know?

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been in pinball for longer than that !
The only way to play pinball with two people is to play what I call "Double Doubles."
What you do is you put in four credits (this game is 50 cents a game or three credits for a dollar) and
punch up four ·-layers. Be careful though, this game has a six player capacity! Player one plays players

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from the bar, or deposit some beer in the bathroom, or whatever. Plus, if you get an extra ball, you end up playing three balls in
a row, and that's a whole game!
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the focus of the game is a file cabinet. I.)?ipl"(A'.s~:'X.cli;f\~~-!!!~med game, but for some reason a file cabinet isn't quite as
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lane that drops to y.()ur ·ii'ght flipper. That's bow play begins and there 1s .
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games that were
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opinion this is no comp¢11sll\(pn for such an unfair loop. In fact, this g
be a really fun play if it weren't forthat damn loop. This loop is part of the six "X" shots that
, the player is awarded "The Truth" which is a four-ball multiball with all six lanes and ramps
light up one by one, ai\cffu~Iµ® both ramps and all four lanes. 0
lit. This is probably the ··•·•·•·· ·····•• •···. of the game. The regular, thr
all is achieved by shooting the file cabinet in the center(also a fairly sketchy shot) until the file
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ramps/loops. It's pretty challenging to make all of these shots in the alloted time, but it can be done. This same feature sometimes asks a trivia question about the show, so Xphiliacs have a better chance at getting these correct and claiming the 300,000 prize.
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Jacki Becker has been a part of the Lawrence music scene for years.
She came to Lawrence on a swimming scholarship in 1987, later
started KJHK's very first local show "Plow the Fields Martha" and
has been booking shows atthe Bottleneck for live years.

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Anne Tangeman: What was the music scene like when you got here?
Jacki Becker: Because I came down as an athlete I had a different
experience at first at KU because you're nestled with this group, but
there were about five ofus that liked concerts. I went to see Echo and the
Bunnymen, U2, and ... Fishbone. T hat was my first show at the
Outhouse. Turns out it was Kevin Gasser's going away party-he's now
vice president of Hollywood Records ... .I quit swimming and I basically
hung out at the Crossing and saw all the Crossing bands. When you're
under 21 where else where you going to go? And of course the Outhouse.
I don't know-I just started talking to local bands and I started "Plow the
Fields Martha" on KJHK-there was no local show and in 1990 I asked to
start one-they said sure. Every week I interviewed a band and got as
many tapes as I could-the scene was really starting to take off.
AT: What were some of the bands you remember-some of your
favorites?
JB : Everything for me started with Joe Worker. Obviously there was Sin
City and the Homestead Grays who were standards, but for me, where I
felt like I got to know a band and I was friends with the band was with Joe
Worker. You know, I'd put on my little combat boots and my leather
jacket and go to all the house parties on Ohio St. and Connecticut St. to

see Joe Worker.. .the song "Frozen Embryos" ... we all loved it. They
were, for me, the band that I really felt close with .. and Zoom. Of course
Sin City was phenomenal. The Homestead Grays-you just had to love
them. Two Car Family, obviously Paw. I started loving Paw at a really
early, youthful, embryonic stage for that band. There were a lot of house
parties back then. There was always a new band playing somewhere at
somebody's house-which you just don't get anymore . The noise
ordinance kind of crushed it. Kill Whiety- you'd always go see Kill
Whitey. There were so many local bands and it seemed like very much a
family thing. Bands would go see other bands. You'd go to a a party and
certain members of the Salty Iguanas would be checking out Joe
Worker... or. ..Mongol Beach Party-I always liked them for some reason.
They were from KC and it was kind ofan odd band but they were unique
and kind ofinventive in a Frank Zappa kind of way. Random Aztec ... that
was a band I loved.
AT: They had a flute though, that's why I didn't like them . That was
it for me.
JB : There were just so many bands ... Love Squad .. .! love the Love Squad
guys. There were a lot of different bands. All different sounds.
AT: How did you get involved with the Bottleneck?
JB : I graduated, Martha died in some weird tractor accident and got rid
of her... she was hit by a combine, so I thought okay I don't want to be a
DJ, what do I want to do-so I decided to go to grad school. I was giving
up on the music thing. It was fun , but I did it in college. In the meantime,
my boyfriend was working at our favorite copy store and I was writing a
play, it was the third shift and Brett came up to me asked me what I was
doing. I was writing a play, writing applications for grad school. .. he
asked me ifl wanted a job. So pretty much without a resume or anything
I got hired. I didn't really have a job, he just told me what he wanted .
"We're going to do this, but we also have the New Times and you're the
calender editor" so I kind of took on two jobs for two of the things he

�owned at that time. This was 1992. At that point I think the Bottleneck
was the bar everyo ne went to. You had the Outhouse, there were very
definite places for people to go-the Outhouse, the Jazzhaus, the Down
and Under for a little bit. There were a lot of different places people
could play. The Cross ing ...there were always shows at the Crossing,
even at Yello Sub. The Bottleneck hadn't been doing a lot of shows-the
biggest at that time had probably been Sugar and the Flaming Lips.
Obviously the bi g Living Color show that Brett will always finger as the
show that made him realize Lawrence is a music town. That was a show,
that kind of for him, changed everything. There had been a lot of big
shows but not a lot of steadily, big bands. '92 was the Nirvana years so I
think alternative music was kind of coming to the headfront. Maybe he
hired me because I loved all that kind of music and it was the right time.
AT: I gotta ask about him as a boss. He has a certain reputation ...
JB : I think people are very mistaken. I think they perceive his silence as
negativity or his ...he's a very quiet person, he's a very devoted person. I
think he took a lot of risk. As we've seen by the number of clubs that have
closed, it's hard to run a bar, it's hard to run a bar with live music, it's hard
to run a bar that on occasion tries to do all ages things and tries to really
commn th e whole community to music. I think he's taken the best of
everything and let us all have a little piece. You've got the hippy night
and the punk night, the metal night, the ska night, the swing night and the
pop rock ni ght. ..you have to take a lot ofrisks. l think people are quick to
point fingers and say there's a monopoly or this or that, but you knowwe've worked our asses off. I don't do it because I want power. I think we
don because I love this community and I'm just thoroughly amazed by
Lawrence all the time. That people will come to shows non stop. That we
can do 30 shows in a row and the community will come out and support
it-that's phenomenal. He doesn't say much always and that's good
because yo u have lots of free reign to do your own creative ideas, which
hP.'s let me do. But it's also a bad thing because you don't know if you're

doing a bad job. I thought he hated me for the firsts ix months-he doesn't
talk. I think it's easy to point a finger at someone when they don't talk. If
you get to know him he's a good person and he's hard working. He.wants
what's best for the community and the people who live in this town that
like and support music. He's a great boss. I attribute everything to the
community-there's a lot of people here, from the labels to the fanzines
to the radio stations to the clubs to the bands, that give a shit about music.
They're committed to it. No other city in America really gets as many
shows for our size of a city. Kansas City doesn't get crap, we get
everything here and it's partly because of the community and the people
in the music community working together that we're one of the top 15
stops now-up with Chicago and Dallas and Denver and St. Louis. Half
the time the bands think we're weird two headed freaks that inbreed in
Kansas when they get here, til they get to know us then they say
Lawrence is a great town. Lawrence has everything. It's a little bit of
everything.
AT: What do you think about that time when bands were getting
signed here, Paw, Stick ... When people were talking about Lawrence
being the next whatever.. .
JB: When that was going on that was really exciting. It was really cool
for me to see these bands that I knew get all this attention, but I think the
music industry has changed so much from 92 to 98 that what music is
now... obviously you've got your really nice die hard independant
people that are very supportive of indie labels and indi e promotion and
indie rock-that's very positive. Then you've got the big labels and the big
companies pushing the one hit wonder, one hit single band. I don't think
they sign bands anymore to create a scene. I think they wantthe million
dollars and the buzz bin and that's it. That era was so .. .! felt so young
then. Now I feel like I'm this old jaded fu ck, but in 92 -which wasn't
even that long ago-when bands like Zoom and Paw and Stick even Kill
Creek and Mountain Clyde, were getting all this attention .. ! don't think

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worthy of careers, not one hit wonders. Media is constantly looking for
something to make money off of, something to promote. I had to do
some dwnb tv interview 2 months a go about women in rock because
Spin and Rolling Stone did a women in rock covers so some tv station in
KC says lets do a story on women in rock. They asked me ridiculous
questions ... they were just looking for another story. To say Lawrence
was going to be the next Seattle, was just another story. I mean obviously
look at the size of Seattle versus Lawrence-it's impossible. But
Lawrence has probably as many bands perhaps as a lot of big cities
because there are so many people here-through the university and just
through people here in town who love music and who work with music ...
AT: I think a lot of people attribute it to the college, but I don't think
it'sjustthat. There are roots that go way back.
JB: Exactly. KJ has a lot to do with it too. There's a station that's been
there for a really long time and it enables you know, geeks like myself
who weren't in the Journalism school but who love music, to be a DJ and
to play music and to get a career out of it. I could make a list of a zillion
people who worked at KJ that now are in the music business elsewhere
across the country. I think KJ nurtures bands and it nurtures the music
scene itself.
We talked about the state ofradio today and Jacki told me that
she thinks radio is now geared towards people who listen in their car,
in short spurts and that's why you'll hear Smash Mouth or
Chumbawamba a billion times a day... and that the KLZR has
become more commercial because it is competing with so many
Kansas City stations:

JB : They're forced to play say, the new Matchbox 20 or something and
they won't pick a song that's huge on KJ like say, Unwound or Pizzicatto
Five, or whatever because Mary Scary in her car driving from Johnson
County to Lawrence from work wants to hear Matchbox 20 for those 30

minutes. I think it's the sick degeneration of music and it's destroying
bands and it's destroying clubs. Every time we try to find a one hit
wonder, that's one less perhaps local band that isn'tgoingto get a deal for
nine records-they're going to get the one record or what not. We have to
book them for lots of money and they're not ever going to come backyou get them once and go, okay...

AT: It's kind of hollow. Like when you're a kid and buy a record for
that one hit and maybe the rest of the album's crummy. Some~mes
you go to a show like that.

JB: There's lots of shows like that. You can watch the parade, watch
them leave after the one song. I remember Lisa Loeb ... she played "Stay"
and 1 swear 50 people left the Bottleneck-instantly. I swear, they exited
like little lemmings. That's all they wanted to hear. 1 think generally
Lawrence as a community is more intelligent than that, but that doesn't
help the Lazer any. They have to do what people say. I would love to hear
different songs on the radio .. but it's not going to happen, so you listen to
KJHK.
AT: What pisses you off most about the music industry?
JB: Let's see ... wow. I think you can separate it locally and ... Locally I'm
frustrated because I think the community doesn't identify truly that there
is a strong music scene here that deserves supporting. I shouldn't be
bitched at by local businesses when a damn bus drives down the street
and I get fingered and pointed at and scowled at and yelled for things. It's
ridiculous because they're bringing in more than 900 people
likely... Why, ifa local band decides to put posters up, and they do a good
job and they put some on telephone poles, do they get sent back to me
and they try to fine me because "the community doesn't want to put
posters up there." Drives me crazy. Sometimes I think Lawrence is in
denial that we have a good music scene here and that we have clubs that
support live music. From the Jazzhaus to the Replay to the Granada to
the Bottleneck and Liberty Hall. .. these are good venues that have

�worked really hard and support musicians and I think the city does a lot
of things to prevent that. Nationally.. .gosh, there's tons. I really don't like
the fact that bands get signed for a hit-you know-instead ofa band that
should last for 8 albums . And if you put out a good album and it doesn't
sell, you get dropped. Like Molly McGuire was dropped recently and
they're a good band. They weren't really given a chance. I think the
music industry was so quick to sign so many bands after Nirvana got
signed and then what they did was sign a lot of bad bands and they forced
these bad bands to go out and tour with the other bands and not allow
local openers. So, a local scene will single-handedly die because if
you're paying the 12 bucks to see some huge national band, you're not
going to pay the 3 bucks two days later to see a local band cause you're
like "I spent all my money" . I really dislike that when national acts don't
let a third band or a fourth band-a local band- to play for just thirty
minutes . Because that's the key to getting people to like the local bands,
to come see the local bands that could in tum, become the next signed
band. That really bothers me. I think there's a lot of greed in the music
industry., I think a lot of bands ask for more than they deserve. Like, why
do I have to buy you cigarettes and socks? Why if you're getting a
hundred bucks .ne you in a tour bus-why can't you be like Jesus Lizard
and drive in a damn van or like Mike Watt. I base everything, alotofiton
the past. I think of all these wonderful incredible rockers in the 80s that
did the punk thing and drove around in vans for years. That's what music
was . You either did stadiums and you're Peter Frampton or you did clubs.
Now it's this weird blurring. Bands come in with their own production
and the biggest light things I've ever seen ... we did a semi-trailer for
Marilyn Manson and Widespread Panic and Morrissey... this is big time
shit we're talking ... then you look at the Jesus Lizard. Three of them show
up in their van and they put on a great show and it's as good and probably
even better than the big honking light show we unloaded for nine hours
the day before at Liberty Hall. I think there's a lot of excess. I can't wait

for the music biz to dwindle .. .! think it's already happening. A lot of
labels are laying people off, cutting back-to go back to the roots of where
it all began which is you play live, you get the van and you tour. The goal
shouldn't be to go press a CD with your parent's money so your thirty
friends will buy it and no one else is going to buy it. Local bands: don't
make CDs. You have 30 friends and you're going to spend $600 to go to
the studio and record this thing and where are you going to sell it if you
don't go on the road? You're going to sell it in the record stores? Who's
going to buy it? I think they should be into wanting to play live. That's
how you get fans who will eventually buy your records. Make at-shirt.
Let them buy a t-shirt to promote your band. Don't think a CD will
change your world cause I don't think it does. Yeah, you can send it off to
all the labels, butlabels are cutti ng back and not signing as many bands. I
think we need to all start back at the ground again and that's touring in a
van and it's playing to the fans and not being as concerned about money
and playing because you love it.
AT: What have been some of your favorite shows at the Bottleneck,

or shows that you have done?

JB: _My favorite show ever-and I wasn't working there yet-was the
Replacements at Liberty Hall. For me that was phenominal. That was
1991.

Jacki had so much more to say about great shows (and not so great
ones) that she's joining us regular-like with her infamous
"backstage pass" column starting in this issue!

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�Next to horror movies there's nothing quite like a smoking gun to curl Consuela's locks. The
Godfather, Goodfellas, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs- they're all great but if you dig a little
deeper, you can find even more treasures.
At the top of the pile of dead bodies lies my favorite movie of all time (I know, I know, I said the same
thing about The Good, the Bad and the Ugly-okay, it's a tie.) Once Upon a lfme In America. I later
found out Sergio Leone directed them both.
Sure it's long, and if you don't get the long version, you'll be mightily confused, but it's got ital!: guns,
gangsters, dames, cool cars, plot twists galore ... and De Niro and James Woods. The two are buddies
that grew up in New York City in the twenties and thirties, small time hoods who grew into full time
gangsters, part ways and later meet under unusual circumstances. The cinematography is incredible
and based on the famous photographs of some guy whose name I can't recall. The movie takes place in
flashbacks, which makes the shorter
version troublesome, but if you get the
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Wood's characters as kids, startmg out
small and going up againstBugsy Segal before he hit the big time. From kids to old men, you become
totally engrossed in their lives. De Niro is Noodles, who along with Wood's character keeps
outsmarting the cops .. .it' s got the breadth of two Godfathers. Even the music gets me every time.
Check it out.

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Pearls uncovered lately include Killer's Kiss, Stanley Kubrick's first film effort. It's unpolished film
noir with some outstanding visual shots. The anti-hero is a boxer and though it's no equivalent, I'm
sure Scorsese ingested a few scenes before shooting Raging Bull. If you loved Reservoir Dogs as
much as I did (finally had to stop seeing it after five viewings- I was growing numb to the volumes of
blood) then check out The Killing. Tarantino surely pinched a few ideas from here. The plot runs
along the same lines-a handful of down on their luck guys, brought together by a head honcho who
masterminds the heist of a race track's daily earnings. Everything hinges on perfect timing of the
crime but of course something goes wrong. Less blood (B &amp; W) and a lot stiffer with a "true crime"
narrator, The KIiiing still has enough smoking guns and plot twists to keep you on edge. Remember,
there are hundreds of gangster movies in the naked city. These three are available from your friends
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ditch, and into the cornfi eld across tile road . We could see the truck cruising around in the com
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across the road. Jeff and I look at each oth er
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"Look! How many drunk naked men are driving new red pickups around the county at 5 in the
everyone over
aflemoon l?" 1yell at her.
"Is this the Outhouse on I 5th street?" The voi ce said.
I look back out the door, and sec that the truck is leaving the parking lot and heading west on
"Yeah, four miles cast on 15th .. this guy's drunk and drove through the building ... l think he I 5th street,
towards town.
wants to kill us."
"The Outhouse? A man is try ing to kill you with red bikini's?" She asked ... "Sir, is there an before
ff~ards town, he's drunk and crazy and you better catch him
actual
::~~?~'o. the man is wearing a red bikini."
"Oh ... OH!" Shesays .."Well, lbetterget someone out there!" She finally agrees.
"Sir, this ts an emergency linc ... if this isn't an emergency then you will have to get off the line."
send them up I 5th street so they can intercept
The voice said, as though she ihought I was merely reporting a grave fashion faux-pas, involving a him." I t:Ktscr~i~~f~~/:;nga~
red bikini.
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"NO! Some SUJ is trying to KILL US! He drove his truck through the building, and now he's P.eOJ?le A
run u_p to him and begin telling him what had just happened, asking guestions and giving
,.thc parking lot trying to run them over... this guy is wasted, you better send a cletails. The Deputy raises his hands ancl quiets everyone down and begins aSk1ng me and Jeff what
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someone was indeed in danger.
ditch, capturing him. But they needed a positive ID.
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lin1etest.
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everyone." I tell her.
Then the Sheriff said that they where going to bring the guy to us for a positive ID. Jeff Fortier
Outside, the bull-fight continues. I can hear the guy yelling "You bunch of q_ueers are tryin_g to tells him that "Yo man, if you bring him here 1 am goin! to spit m his face!" So the Sheriff has another
ruin me! You bunch of fags are try inf to do me in!. .. l'm gonna Jcilf all ofyou fags!" 1 had stretched-the
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air.. pandemonium .
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assault, vehicular assault, driving while intoxicated, pub(ic drunkenness , vandZfism, making a
"And this is at the Outhouse?" She asks.
terroristic threat, and on and on.
''Yes."
"And what is the exact address there?" She asks.
The Melvins showed up as the last of the cops where leaving, and the show went on.
I didn't know... ! had never reall y thought about the address of the place. "Its four miles cast of
Tune in next time for the weird and exciting courtroom drama when our hero, the drunk
Mass street on 15th .its just past the pavement.. .this guy is crazy, you better get someone out here" I redneck goes to court!
plead with her... she doesn't seem to reall y care.
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years ago so don 't hold your breath for theSm.ik sessions. Issued as a 4-disc set, it features a new stereo mix, 2 1/2 discs of
outtakes and alternate mixes, and the original mono mix in full . I bought this for my brother for Christmas after warni ng him that
it would probably be one of those box sets that you listen to once, say "Boy that's pretty neat," and then shelve away to collect dust
(i .e. the Beatles anthologies). Not the case here.
T h e ~ box is wonderful. IfI needed any more reasons to love thisrecord I just had them handed to me. What this
set

does is serve as a "documentary" ofsoru. It features completely different versions, botched beginnings, extra endings

and two great books inside. In one book, Paul McCartney runs through the whole record (in specifics) explaining his thoughts
on every song. Later, he describes h o w ~ effected the songwriting of both he and Lennon. Apparently, it was a big

favorite of the Beatles' in the period between ~ a n d ~- Historically,~ while a reaction to the Beatles'
has been regarded as Paul's chief inspiration for the orchestral concepts behind the
record. As the

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Beach Boys' chief songwriter, Brian Wilson was also a big influence on the Velvet Underground's John Cale. George Martin, the
Beetle's producer/engineer (and arguably the fifth Beatie) also has an essay inside. Clearly, ~ i s a landmark work in rock
production. What's amazing to me i1 how, until this release, it had only been heard in mono. If! hadn't read about that ,n the liner
notes of the original version I would have assumed (with good reason) that it had been in stereo all this time. The problem this presents, then, is the "old guy remixing his old shit" deal. Brian
Wilson remixed the whole record in stereo in 1996 for this release. For this reason Jive found myself listening to the alternate takes and the original mono stuff more than the new stereo
mix. It's not that tho stereo mix is bad really. It seems to allow for instruments that were obocured by the (post-Spector) wall-of-sound production qualities to be heard more
plainly, I guess.
That just may be the problem, though. It kind of robs one of the innocence that goes with not knowing how something came together. You don't really have to guess
anymore whether or not they mean/ to do cenain things or if they just came together that way. Sounds that you thought weren't actually there or noises that you thought only
you heard (it turns out) are there and it just seems like it insults your intelligence, y'know, Maybe that1s an overreaction but it seems we aren't allowed to assume anymore
because it's all been laid out for us. If Joyce had gone back and written a guide explaining what everything meant i n ~ we would probably feel the same way. It kind of
sound, like that new Jeff Lynne-produced Beatles stuff from a few years ago. Even though I thought "Free as a Bird" was pretty groat, it seemed unfair to the original vocal take.
Kind oflike superimposing Tom Hanks with Kennedy in that one mov ie. Oh well, you get the point. It looks neat butsomething's wrong.
Now before I get too deep in to technology's (one sided?) relationship with the past I want to make sure and reiterate how cool the alternate takes are. On the third disc there's a version of
"God Only Knows" that has a "new" acapella outro that literally scares the hell out of me. The original song ends in a swirling, multi-layerd vocal part but this version sees the
instrumentation fade as vocals meander like ghosts in the room, Ever seen the dancing ghosts in the haunted house at Disneyland in California? Anyway, it's really great. I feel
like I'm having a hard time explaining this in a way that makes sense. I guess the point is: this part sounds like Gregorian chants or really spooky chorus parts from early,
religious Western classical music, An aura of almost Coltrane-esque spirituality overrides much of this session in a way that, like the later Coltrane recordings, can seem
unsettling at times.
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from the beach shortly after this record (originally) he contracted people to build a sandbox in his house so that he could put his piano in it and play with his bare feet in the California
sand. We seem to take him, specifically this record, for granted because it set the standard. You should hear the outtakes of him stopping songs in the middle of their respective takes in
order to correct the orchestration. (There's a chamber ensemble on this record y'know.) It's crazy. I was going to say that the way that he incessantly interrupts every take of every song is
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In January 1998, Lookout Records celebrated Its tenth anniversary as
a record label with a weekend full of music, parties and good times.
Fourteen bands played their hearts out, and friends and fans from
around the world made the pilgrimage to the San Franciscan Bay
Area to be a part ofIt. It was an extremely memorable weekend that no
one will soon forget. Below Is an account of my memories, and 1 hope
you dig It. 1 dldn 't catch every little thing that happened, but 1 tried
Enjoy, andwe'llseeyounexttime.
- Grant, The Smugglers
Nli,at One: Thurs Jtin 8, Friends Of Lookout Party, Oakland CA

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We left Vancouver(cur hometown) the night before, driving a rental mini-van bound for the San
Franci1co Bay. After I began to hallucinate while driving down the 1-S, we ,kidded to a stop,
rented a motel room somewhere mid-Oregon, watched the Klu-Klux-Klan tear up another set of
the Jerry Sprinser show snoozed a couple houra, then were back in the van, punching it toward,
Oakland aowe could get there in time for the big Friend aOf Lookout kick-off part)'.
We arrived in plenty of time, found the Clnderblock/Punks With Presses warehouse
(where all the Lookout shirt, and posters are made) and walued in, 1uit-clad and ready to fucking
party. Most of the Lookout gang was already there, and more continued to filter in throughout the
night. Eventually the part)' swelled to about 300 people, with members of the Mr T Experience,
Groovie Ghoulies, Hi-Fives, Criminals, Pansy Division, Pee Chees, Tilt, Rancid, NOFX, Black
Fork, and the Phantom Surfer, (and of course us Smugglers) all in attendance. DJ Rop took care
of the tunes and got the vibe so funky I felt like getting some skanky on my hang-down by my
third beer. Yeah, there wu rree booz.e (beer and wine) as well as plenty or yum-tum snacks
(provided by the Red Cafe, that place across the street from tho Lookout store). Having the
reputation that we do, the Smugglers felt the need to part)' a Iii' harder than most folks and spent
quite a bit or time hovering near the bar in rear that the booze might run dry, paranoid that
Lookout may have cheaped-out on the good-time gas. It turned out to be a bit or the opposite, for
as the party wore on, it became apparent that there were a TON of Costco boxes of white wine left
over. By this point. I was well on my way to wanton drunkeness, and found mysetr in the
company of Lookout chief Chris Appelgren, behind the bar, acting as substitute bartenders,
letting Lookout's Chris Imlay, Xandy and Alexis all take a break or go home, Jim not sure which.

�My orders were "push the wine\ so when people came up for hootch and asked for a beer, I'd
simply pour them a pint of frothing, warm white wine. A few people noticed and complained, but
I either ignored them, bcltched in their face, or poured them another wine. By the end of the night
there were partiers lying face down on the floor, the massive amounu of vino having taken an
ugly toll. Smuggler Nick had about nine pints, as well as several sips from Pat Hynes'
omnipresent flask, and was busy cruising for available Lookout babes, but the
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Denery (Sweet Baby), brother John Denery (Hi-Fives), Joel , Jym and Dr. Frank (Mr T
Experi ence- Frank playing on international time, having arrived from England just two hours
prior to showtime), and legendary Lookout producer Kevin Anny seriously exploded, playing
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hits from their Lookout LP as well as, to the del ight of everyone in attendance, some Sweet Baby
classics. I got the shivers during "She's From Salinas" . Amazing. The Donnas took the stage
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weekend, two kids from his high school decide they're going to have their first big punk night
out. Everybody who's reading this has had one. Mine was sneaking into a downtown Vancouver
club in 1987 to see a band called the Gruesomes. Anyhow, these two kids decide that they'd make
the holy pilgrimage up the 1-80 to the legendary Gilman Stree~ the punkest place EVER. It didn't

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outside the old anonymous looking warehouse, paid the SS and entered Gilman, four concrete
walls covered in years of graffiti , a stage in the corner, a band rocking out, and 300 hundred kids
bouncing off the walls. Try to imagine the shock these two kids went through when they got
closer and realized that the sweaty guy screaming into the microphone, crowd under his thumb,
was none other their MATH TEACHER. These two kids went from suburban boredom to the
nether-reaches of the underground to get away from all that's square only to realize that their
TEACHER is the coolest guy in the room and a shining star in the Bay Area punk scene! "Mr.

Denery, WHAT are you DOING here?!?!" I love that story...

Ok, so the Hi-Fives show! Well, what do you think? They put on an excellent performance,
showcasi ng sweaty songs from their two great albums, as well as a couple new gassers . Even
though it'd been a long night of punk, the crowd became re-energized and everybody shook and
shimmied, smiles all around for the suit-clad foursome. John did his patented Penguin dance,
Chris strummed madly, and Gary and Steve bounced along at a furious pace. One of the great
and often overlooked aspects about the Hi-Fives is how much they've been such an integeral cog
in Lookout's lifespan as a label. First Chris and John starred in the truly inspiring Brent's TV, then
they moved on to form the Ne'er Do Wells, and then finally the Hi-Fives. Inbetween one can also
mention the Dukes Of Burl, Judy and the Loadies and the Bomb Bassetts. ln the meantime, Chris
is also a graphic designer for Lookout and partly responsible for the general 'look' the label has
taken on over the years . These modest guys dese,ve a lot of respect for their amazing creative
output, and on this night, playing to what was reportJy the largest crowd at Gilman EVER. the HiFives got it

Night three: Slim 's, San Francisco CA, The Criminals, The Smugglers, The
Go-Nuts, The Phantom Surfers, The Mr. T Experience.
This show took on the hype as the "big" show of the weekend, but all the shows were completely
packed , this one stood out only because it was the biggest venue, l suppose. It was also in
downtown San Francisco, near Fisherman's Wharf and all that. Anyhow, this was another great
event where the place was packed before the first band, the Criminals, even hit the stage. Hit it
they did, as they 1iterally detonated into action , taking advantage of the earl y slot by getting the
eager crowd instantly into it with ferocious punk rock abandon. Lead singer Jesse (who folks
may have recognized from workin' the till at the Lookout Records shop) \ept into the frothing
crowd a couple of times, and the sweat, tattoos and tom clothing of the Criminals was flying all
over the stage. Mike La Vella was right. These guys do put the punk back into rock.
Us Smugglers were next, and for the first time in many, many shows over many years, I
was pretty damn nervous! You know, friends and folks from all over the world and all that. We
didn't want to dissapoint. so we peppered the set with the 'live faves' and made sure we had plenty
of organized Lookout celebrities to come up and join us throughout the show. It climaxed at the
end, where Chris Hi-Fi ves, Kepi Ghoulie, Joel MTX, Chris Appelgren and Chris Pansy Division

�each came up and sang a verse each of our last song, and the~(We :iii s&amp;gij/Rock With The
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somewhat strange. We took differeD.t roads, but ended up at the same place. Sqrpebody slap me.
for the finale, Lookout wi•e1y slated another band for the ages, thC-m,Je troubadors of
longevity, rockin' on a dozen ycar9i.and counting, The Mr. T Experience. Of C.~se, these days,
it's only wise ol' Dr. Frank who's been there for the long haul of ups and dQ~s. albums and
singles, tours and break ups. It', the.fact that Frank kept it together a few yean:~ck, and found
energizing and ever-popular youn&amp;:m:~mbers Joel and Jym that the band has
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Canada in 1986 at theeg~ of thirteen· said, "that's the best I've ever seen them• .
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down lhe shrieking crowd, who despera:te'.~)'Jri•.~-~ -to shield themselves with leather jacke~ and
backpacks, so as to not be pelted violently wi~)rta&lt;ae~, Sµ~denly,.,tb~:Sorillas starting ha'i.iling
Everybody was due down at.the Bottom OfThe Hill by 3:30PM for the Lookout auditions,
out huge white sacks of powdered sugar that, when poured in'tO··tne&gt;snack blowers, caused
::::::J~t the sugar/booze hangover from Slim's was tough to overcome. The Smugglers and Yvette
massive clouds of sugar to I'.11 the air, moving slowly through the crow.cl-and throughout the roorQ ·:\·::: .........· ·
int ended
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watch" Anderson and Tommy "Motley Crue" Lee. Yes.
like a cloud of locusts, much to the shock of the audience. Soon EVERYONE ~i(:}.:
and u_
9:.ajpf~H, T0fti.iny Lee was cut! Ba-boom! h's a truly wild piece of... film. My
EVERYTHING was COVERED in a layer of sticky sugar. The air~~ a dense, white, c ~\( ·
fog. Breathing was very difficult. As if that wasn't enough, the Go,.NUts suddenly annoµ~~-.· t\
. scen~:_i$.:~ ·TOl1lm}thonks his yacht's horn with the head of his hard cock. much to
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. Pansy Division's drummer Luis had a great quote to
"FOOD FIGHT!!!" and burst into song, as the gorillas broke open DQX'es upon boxes Qftiru1f · : : }\)he ~ggli
:~uffing a turkey! This is GROSS!!!" .
Debbie snackcakes, whipping the squishy treats into the crowd, and))ld them quickly:.#.i~J ·· ::-. :• de~t;rlbet
0
: :'... we had settled down with a couple of Luis' menthol smokes
back Out or nowhere, eggs, bananas, beer, clothing. paper, cups, and_:;inore and more ahd
~ttom Of The Hill for the Lookout auditions. Granted, this
food filled the air, exploding on impact on audience members. band r#znbers and gorillas alike.
It was a completely bizarre and awesome spectacle of shere, sugar-ind1,1.eed chaos.
it:W;med out to be a lot of fun. Basically, Lookout M
auditioned•
The saccarin wasteland of junk food that the Go-Nuts left beht~ once the band and their
. th ing frosh pop-punk to heavy metaJ, folk and roots music, played by
entourage left the stage was enormous. The large stase ha.d disap:paf~d under a plft- of soiled
groups frtjm
llifomia. Each band had five minutes maximum to play their best song.
None of the bands were guaranteed to be signed out-right, but there were a couple of contenders
food, wrappers and powder. The s~_-_o f Sl~q1:1S::fre3ked .out, as everything from thc~:lr soum:l..,,:cqui'.prri.ent:to the·ir bar suddenly wa5:_~ ~ly white and sticky. When the fire marshali" sho~-in the mix._ The Lucky Three stood out, and for my money, the outrageous B0's hard-rock hair
\lP due to complaints of "huge clouds\if:~fffl()ke' billowing out of Slim's", it didn't help matters
band
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fucking hoot. They" rocked. It was really strange strolling around the Bottom Of
\h~1~when climbing the stairs, he.slipped ori-5".mushy King Don and fell flat on his ass. Lookout is
The Hil
.ftemoon. In er~ comer sat nervous young guitar players warming up,
~t!~:~ing to work things out with the club and the city!
strum mi
·
· · ing the words to their chosen song. AJI the bands received a
.'.::TJ)\A large crew did manage to eventually clean things up enough for the Phantom Surfers to
package
from Lookout and I hope everyone had a good time. As an
stage to run through their many years' .worth of masked fancy surf. I hadn'tseen the guys
added bonus to the audience and the bands, the club brought out an all you could eat BBQ buffet.
fr:ot'itijle Go-Nuts or the Phantom Surfers in years. We always used to play with them in San
Up next on the afternoon stage was Kareoke. Little did anyone know how hysterical this
f.:~•sco and Vancouver and points in between, but our scenes and bands kind of drifted apart.
event would tum out to be. Several folks have mentioned itas their favourite part of the weekend,

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and I must agree, it was definitely the sleeper hit. One of the reasons it was so successful was due

to the hilarious hosting capabilities of Smugglers guitari st David Ca rswell I guess I do most of
the yap ping when the Smugglers are playing and forgot just how outrageously funn y Dave can
be on stage.
Another great aspect of this Kareoke was how it brought fans, band members and Lookout
staff together for mutual fun Ok, 1'11 say it (don't puke) bonding Everybody had a chance to
si ng, and Dave arranged it nicely, with th e help of hi s Spice-like assis tant Vanessa, so that a
Lookout artist would sing, then a fan, then a member of a younger ba nd, etc And this wasn' t
'punk-coke' either. Just oldies and classics in Pappa Dave's hit-sack Extreme hi ghl igh ts included
Joel MTX and Danny Smuggler pulling off an amazing version of Young MC's "Bust A Move" ,
Dave and Kepi Ghoulie doing a bust-a-gut redition of the Jagger/ Bowie "Dancin' In The
Streets" , all the Italians from Genova trying to sing ''Born To Be Wild ", and Pansy D's Chris
Freeman taking on "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" ("Fuck With With Your Big Cock") The
sweetest moment had to be when the punk rock coupl e from an auditioned band, the Secretions,
got up to sing a hean-tuggin' duet of"Day Dream Believer"
AftertheKareoke finall y wrapped up to much applause and encore, everybody was fo rced
outside in the rain so the club could clean up and get ready for the ni ght' s show Alm ost everyone
who was there for the afternoon's events planned to go to the last show, duh, so just about
everybody pol itel y lined up in the downpour to wait for ti ckets Th ere was no complai ning
either! I would have been freaking out and whi ning like a baby, but I mu st hand it to those fans for
their patience and goodwill .
Once again, the show that night was jam-fucki ng•packed. Up first for this last nigh1 was
Uranium Nine Volt, who, next to Black Fork, I knew the least of any other group of th e weekend
I didn't realize I was supposed to MC this last night again so I missed the first couple songs of
their set. but once I finally squeezed into the club, I was trea ted to an ons laught of chuggachugga-chugga explosive and tight emo-core. I sti ll don't know anything about Uranium Nine
Volt.. . but one day I will, I hope. Hitting the stage next was a weekend highlight for everyone
Storming fonh after triumphantly touring the world, constantl y improving and expanding on
their live shows, records and persona, it was time to ROCK with the Groovie Ghouli es This
band is very special tome and I can certainly say that, hands down , in al l the countless times I've
rocked with the Ghoulies, this was THEE BEST time I' ve ever seen them They were on fire 1
Their set list was impeccable. Everybody surrounded the stage and sang along I almost cried in
"Here Comes Tomorrow", and I'm not kidding around . The show was just so great A oddly fou lmouthed but highly energetic and emotional Kepi sent shout-outs to almost everyone, mostnotably to the Queers and to the Ghoulies # I fan and performer, supporter, and all •around -greatguy from Lookout's history, the legendary Jon Von. The Ghoulies gave tons of free tour artifacts
away, plus the usual load of cool prizes and candy. Joel MTX made alm ost as many on-sLage
appearances as me over the weekend when he hopped up and provided the bass lines and superb
harm onies on the great chesnut "I Wanna Have Fun" As Roach, Dan and Kepi finally stumbled
ex hausted from the stage, everyone realized they just saw a knock•out performance from a band

�that is quickly turning into a cornerstone of Lookout, and it couldn't happen to better folks than
the Ghoulies.
Once the dust cleared, another one of Lookout's long-time synonyms ripped into their set
Unlike many of the other bands of the weekend, Pansy Division chose not to play all of their
fave-hi ts from their five albums on Lookout, but to showcase all-new material and a slightly new
direction in their sound and attitude. Gone in some fonn are the obvious songs about sucking
cock and fucking ass. to be replaced by more subtle commentaries on relationships and life in
general Pop songs, in other words. I was apprehensive of this new move for this event. thinking
they should revert to "Fuck Bunnies", "Groovy Underwear• and •oick Of Death• and told 'em
so, bu1 Pansy Division wouldn't hear of it. To me, Pansy Division have always been a definition
of punk not being afraid to express yourself, to feel good about it at the end of the day, and todo
whatever the hell you want no matter wha1 anyone says On this night they did just that, and to
postive reaction . They played A.LL new songs, including a true and bonifide HIT sung by Chris
Freeman entitled something like "You're Gonna Need Your Friends". 1t's got this great minorchord chorus that will prove irresistable to any pop fan , Beatles to Hanson . l can't wait to hear it
on a record The relatively new additions (at least to me) of kick-ass drummer Luis and lead
guitarist Patrick also make Pansy Division letter than they've ever been. It's also interesting to
no1e. that , though he had been in town almost all weekend, it was not until Pansy Division's set
that Lookout foun der and 'visi oneer' Lawrence Livermore actually showed up, when he breezed
in10 the club, su it-clad, with a girl on either ann. Up last to finall y end this long weekend of
rock'n'roll was the special. one-time re-fonnation of Lookout legends Tilt. Unfortunately, I don't
know Loo much of the history of this infamous band, besides the story of them flipping their van
on a highway, and that Jeffrey and Cinder make our I-shirts now. Nonetheless, there was a lot of
emotion bu ilt up fo r this performance, and since it was the last band on the last night, Lookout
chief Chris Appelgren took the honours and introduced them. The band proceeded to per!'orm a
preuy solid if somewhat devil-may-care set, and when the lead singer forgot the words, the
audience was able to sing them back to her. There were a couple moments when I thought an
inter-band fight was errupting but they kept on rockin' so 1guess nothing was amiss.
As Tilt wrapped up and said goodnight, it was time for a lot of good byes. Ciao ya later
haly, goodbye Boston, piss off Philadelphia, it's been great England , adieu Oregon, cha-cha and
ta-ta Calgary and Toronto, y'all be good Altanta, kudos Kentucky, farewell Florida, sayonara
Japan and bye bye Brazil . All the Lookout folks and band members got together for a big group
photo (I love group photos ... almost as much as I like yelling "group photo!" right before an
actual group photo). and the amount of flashbulbs going off was... really weird . Lots of cameras.
Lookout's sexy publicist Tristin thought she lost her glasses, but as it had to be a perfect ending.
they were found safe and sound. Once everybody had hugged, kissed said their final, final, final
goodbyes, we looked around at the aftennath of the empty, bright, wet Bottom Of the Hill and we
sudde nl y realized that us Smugglers were the only ones left. We drained our Anchor Steams,
took one last look and headed out into the rainy San Franciscan night and headed for home.
Thanks for the great party, Lookout Records! See you in 2008!

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THE FELLS are: Heath H-msbergen (guitar, vocal•), Jeff Glave
(guitar, vocal•) , Rob Yazzle (ban) and Rob Alper(drums)

BD: Tell me a litlleaboutThe Fells' history.
H: I guess The Fells have been together six or so years. I started the band with two
other guys, Tim Anderson and Mike Beulle from Tucson I guess it was 1990, and I
guess we started because it seemed like there wasn't a whole lot going on in Tucson,
especially with bands playing the kind of music that I like. Now, seven years later 1
realize that there are even fewer bands in Tucson playing the kind of music that I
like In retrospect it seems like that was a golden age back then . I had just started
playing guitar a few months before that. Tim showed me how easy it was to play
Buzzcocks songs, and I thought if these songs are that easy to play, maybe there is
hope for me It would take too long to go through all of the lin eups, but basically Jeff
and I have been in The Fells for five and a half years. The two Robs have been in the
band almost two years
What do you have relca.scd besidts the album and the sevtn inch on Estrus?
H We about six seven inches, and a ten inch
How did you hook up with Estrus?
H Well , we've known them for quite a while. Our first single was put out six years
ago, "Space Girls", we put it out. And I sen t one to Dave (Crider)and he bought some
and sold it, so he's helped us out fora long lime
J He distribu1ed a lot of our early singles And a couple years ago they asked us ifwe
wanted to do a Crust Club single
H. We got our ac1 together enough to do a small tour about three years ago and we
played Bellingham with The Mono Men and it was about three months after that he

asked us to do a single. Late'94. We kind of took our time, we were a bit lazy. OurfirstEstrussinglecame out in
January '96. He asked us to do an album a few months after that. About a year later we finally got it recorded .
Jeff and I have been in the band fora while, and we went through a ton of other people Some were compatible
and some were not
J· Some people weren't in toit., some left to go to college Just people who weren't into playing Rock and Roll as
they were into playing in a band in front of their friends
What are your most memorable shows? You played with Thee Heade.oats. You played with The Lyres. I
think I could die after that. Take me now...
RA . That's what I thought after Thee Headcoats show.
J. The Untamed Youth The Lyres show was a little underwhelming for me, but I sti ll love The Lyres. It was
maybe not their best night.
H: They weren't bad, but people at the show who had seen them two weeks before told us they were amazing
that night. They were good this night, but not amazing.
Any other notable shows besides those?
H: We played with The Drags about 50 times.
J: We played with The Makers about 15 times, and that's
always a good show. Garageshock '97 was a blast for me.
Sugar Shack is an incredible band.
H: We've played with The Hentchmen quite a few times .
RY; Every show with the Hentchmen is great.
(Someone offers New Bomb Turks)
H: That wasn't really a memorable show. They were
great, but we had an off night. We played with
Teengenerate three or four years ago that was great.
J: Every time we've played in Texas has been a blast. Any
time we play in San Francisco it's been a blast.
RA · Ohio is reaJly great.
J: We've played with a lot of great bands. The important
thing about us is that we are number one Rock n Roll fans.
We are fans first and we are a band second. lfwe can play
with a good band that we enjoy it makes us so happy.
There's a list of about 50 bands that we have played with
that were great.
RY I was pretty excited to play tonight after watching
you guys I was getting juiced up while I was watching
you.
J The Replay is a great place I had so much fun! And we
are coming off of a week of cancelled shows and some not
so good shows.
So are you guys disheartened after this tour, or are you
ready to do it again?
J We'dgooutnextweekifwecould.
H We'll probably go out agt..11 soon A lot has happened
in the last two years. We are a new band in a sense. Tucson
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weren't into playing Rock and Roll as
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me, but I still love The Lyres. It was
ks before told us they were amazing

really cared what you sound like there, and it was just a struggle to

play with anybody decent.
J People came to sec us, but we were never a popular band.

H· When we were at our most popular in Tucson, we were at our
worst. We were probably at our most popular in January of'92. For
six months we could play and get a lot of people there. About a year
ago, l dug out a tape from then, and there's some good songs, but
overall...we went through some up and down periods. Anyway we
had some pretty spotty material at the time. We used to plan our sets
out with the three songs that we considered our great songs ... we
didn't want to play them all in a row, and now there's a lot of stuff we
have to leave out unless we want to play for two hours.
RA I don't even like to see my most favorite bands play more than 45
minutes.
J We played a little longer tonight than we usually do. We used to
play so long that people would start leaving.
What elements do you think make up the perfect Rock n Roll
song?
RA In a way, I think catchyness
J I would say, for me the perfect Rock n Roll song is a mixture
between high energy and power. That's what we try for in a lot of our
songs
RA lt's gotta have soul toit too.
J Something we've been getting more in to is backup vocals. I've
been wanting to do it for a long time, but we have a hard time doing it.
H What I was trying to say about us playing with all these bands is
that we used to struggle to play with even crappy bands and now it's
really cool to find that we get to play with bands that we actually like.
Are there good places to play in Tucson?
H There are a decent amount. There's basically two places to play,
and you never know if there will be 15 people or 150. Teengenerate
played for about 30 people. The Makers played for about 200. The
Devil Dogs played for about 10. The Cosmic Psychos and The Lazy
Cowgirls, and you think that would be packed but there was about 30
people for that one. That was fun .
What are your plans now?
J We're gonna work on a bunch of new songs and we arc hopefully
gonna record in the next month or two.
Where do you record?
H Jim Waters is a good guy to record with.
J We use either Jim Waters at Waterworks Studio in Tucson or we
record in our basement. Our friend Scott (missed the last name)
records us on four track . That's what we've done the last year or two.
H Scott recorded the last single for Estrus.
J They are both really good in different ways. Scott's the master of

the four track . He's putting out his own single pretty soon .
H: We'll go home and relax for a few days and then start planning to
record .
Do you have any plans to go overseas and tour!
RA : If the opportunity happens.
J: If someone offers. We'd like to.
So after traveling around what's your take on the state of Rock N

Roll?

RA : The kids in the Midwest are totally in to Rock N Roll. The people in
the metropolitan areas like New York City and LA want nothing to do
with Rock N Roll . They are just in todressingup and looking cool .
H: Especially LA .
RY: We'd rather go to Ohio where there's 50 people there all dancing and
having a good time.
H : San Francisco's good .
J: I thought Cleveland was one of the most Rock n Roll towns.
Well that's where the Hall of Fame is right?
J: Well I don't think that had anything to do with it. There was just a
bunch of people there rocking out an dancing, and a bunch of girts at the
show.
H : At all of our Ohio shows, there wasn't necessarily a bunch of people
there, but once you start they all come up front and start getting 1n to it,
which was great.
J: InJ'laces like LA you could play to a bunch of people, but they are so
jade that they will just stand there and look at you even if they like you.
H : And even 1fthere is only five people, they will just sit there and stare
at you. But in ¥eneral , there is a lot of bands right now and not a lot of
fanzines covenng anything in depth, they'll have maybe just a two line
review of stuff that comes out. Unless you arc an active record buyer,
you are not going to know which bands are the best. which bands are just
OK and which bands are bad. It's good if you work in a record store or
you actively pursue it.
Do you have a favorite invention?
RA: I'd have to say the guitar.
J : My favorite invention of all time is probably the record player. I can't
imagine my life without one. My whole life is music. Well, after girts,
but you can't really call girls an invention.
RA: I ncverreallythoughtaboutit. I like guitars, too.
But you're the drummer.
RY: He's a great guitarist.
RA: I play more guitar than I do drums. I don't really practice drums, I
just play drums. I play guitar at home. That's how I spend most of my
time.
H : The typewriter.

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the room here to explain exactly why I think this has happened, but I do know that for about ten years I used to pick up several 45s a week and now I buy one every couple
of months. The difference can't be solely because I'm jaded.
No, the difference has to do with a breakdown of what I'll call, somewhat pretentiously, the "singles aesthetic." A single should be something special, three or four
minutes of perfection, the very best a band has to offer. A single should be released because it's a great song, not just because someone feels the need to have a record out.
Too many bands just don't get this. They hear Butterglory or Smog or whatever, think "Hey, we could do that!" (they're wrong), form a band with several dubiously
talented friends, and after a couple of months of rehearsing, slap some half-formed ideas on tape and decide that they should press a seven-inch and wrap it in a hideous
sleeve that makes it difficult to discern just what the hell the name of their crappy little outfit is. It sells well to their friends and gets a semi-positive review in some
abomination like Magnet, from some moron whose sense of rock history dates all the way back to the first Pixies album and bingo, more hapless fuckups are encouraged
to repeat the process with each generation becoming more dire than the previous one.
Another important aspect of the singles aesthetic is immediacy; something about the record that makes you want to play it again. I'm referring to something far more
nebulous than a nice, catchy pop hook (although those work too): Pere Ubu's "Final Solution", Mission ofBurma's "Trem Two," the Dead Cs "Bad Politics"; these are not
what most people think of as "pop" records, yet they grab you on first listen and insist that you bear it again NOW, and as such are classic singles. Too many records I hear
just do not meet this criteria, whether it be soul-less Slint-derived dreck like Dianogah, too many retro-garage bands with nice gear and clothes and hair, but no songs, or
the new Man or Astroman EPwhich is virtually indistinguishable from their previous thirty seven singles.
Some of the more prominent indies are as much to blame as anyone. Beautiful die-cut sleeves and a tiresome affection for drawings of scantily clad women can't
hide the fact that the quality of your average Estrus records single has been dropping for a long time now, or that it's hard to get really excited about yet another decent
Makers 45. Sympathy for the Record Industry has a long history ofreleasing painfully boring records by stale punk bands. The once-proud Sub Pop is a joke at this point.
Drag City occasionally does something right (Plush), but tends to overindulge modest talents like Will Oldham. Almost all of them seem more interested in increasing
the size of their catalogue (and hence, their appeal to distributors) than in making great records. Newly formed labels attempting to appeal to the Gearhead crowd
scramble to put out leftover tracks by obviously novelty acts like Nashville Pussy and The Donnas, while more "serious" indie entrepreneurs get all excited because
they're allowed to put out sub-par Guided By Voices tracks or Jon Spencer Blues Explosion side projects. My, how ambitious.
It's all out there and it completely obscures the good stuff. And while it's nice to be able to pick up the new Stereolab seven-inch or something on Matador records
(the one indie-rock label that really seems to get it right most of the time) the few 45s I've heard in the past two years that really blew me away (Shake Appeal, Pontoons,
maybe a couple of others) I've stumbled on by sheer accident, as they had no distribution, were unknown bands and were not affiliated with established labels.
You may dismiss this as the grumblings of a pathetic old fuck trying to validate his formative musical experiences, and I'm not I 00% convinced you'd be wrong.
~And believe me, I hate those types too. But please kids, riddle me this. Where in 1997 were the singles that will provide hip young bands of the future with cover material?
Which singles will we refer to as "classic" in ten or fifteen years? Which singles of 1997 were the equivalent of "I Am the Cosmos" or "Sex Drive" or "Radio Free
Europe"? I'd certainly love to be shown how wrong I am .

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By Dr. Bill Spivens
Would you like to pla.y a ga.me? Th1B 18 my favorite game to pla,y at the
start of a new year; I call It •constantly rehash every stupid th1ng you did and
everythlng you regret about last year.• I'd better warn you, I'm pretty damn
good good at this game. I practice all year long, sav!ng up for the brand new
January, Just waiting to mull, ponder, occa1Blonally even obsess about last
year's transgreae1ons.
W1illa.m Burroughs said an Interviewer once asked him If, look!ngback
over his l!fe, he had any regrets.
God, he replied, I can't get through a da.y
without doing somethlng regrettable and you're asking me to review an entire
lifetime? Well, I certa!nly admire his candor. And I appreclate his sense of
humor regarding a subject so many people seem dl81ncl1ned to address.
Have you ever known someone who rretted over everythinS he/she did?
It's annoying as hell. But I would argue that the other extreme can be Just as
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upon. Regret should motivate you to make It up to others when you've
shortchanged thefll or screwed them over, and to make It up to yourself when
you've been untrue.
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d!dn't, don't Just sa,y, "oh well" and flip on the TV set; try to t!x the problem.
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�"Perennial winner of art awards"

There always seems to be an unconscious theme in every issue of Micromag, that never really surfaces
until it is all frantically assembled, and we are able to see it all together. As I prepare this particular
article at 4:23 am on the morning of the day that we send it to the printer, it has become somewhat clear
that the theme for this issue is "inspiration." Anne interviewing her long time idol Joan Jett, Guitar
Wolf strapping his guitar on some unsuspecting kid and making him play, and the longevity of cool
labels like Estrus and Lookout all are celebrations of inspiration. I got tbe chance to speak with a man
who has inspired-my w.o rk as a designer for several years now- Mr. Art Chantry. No doubt you own at
least one record that he has designed, if not many, many more. He is responsible for the majority of the
releases on Estrus as well as promo postcards, posters and t-shirts. Art is very active in the design
community and often speaks to art students at colleges and to professional design organizations- often
to mixed reviews. At a brief meeting at Garageshock, he agreed to an interview, but because he had to go
to Chicago th~ next day we did it over the phone a few weeks later. I never felt more unprofessional as
the day I had to call him back for a follow up interview because the tape recorder I was using dido 't pick
up the conv~rsation. Art was very cool about it and let me take up a few more minutes of his time to
finish up.
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AC . In a roundabout sort of way. I went to school to become a geologist and an archeologist, and six years of college
Iner and going through four different majors, including philosophy, I realized that I was already supporting myself

di&gt;mg graphic design, which I had been doing since high school After a while 1 ran out of financial aid, and after a

v.hile I gave up on any son of program and just took classes that interested me I finally looked at my amassed credits
and realized that I was one or two classes away from getting a degree in an with a major in painting. {Laughs) And 1

don 't give a shit about painting So basically I went through an awful lot of school to get a degree in nothing. Basically it
was good training for a graphic designer. I took as many core classes as I could. I was really interested in knowledge. I
wanted to learn as much as I could about everything Graphic design is one of those weird obsessions that involves, I
mean every time I get a new client, I get a whole other universe to explore, I mean I never run ou1 of trees to examine in
this forest.
BD So did you eventually end up taking any Graphic design classes?
AC I took two graphic Design classes in college. And I already knew more than the teachers. Of course I didn't know it.
I was already paying my bills doing posters and shit like that. I had a job working in a department inside the school that
was making visuals for the classes, making overhead transparencies and classroom handouts and stuff like that. I'm an
expert on Leroy Lettering Do you know what Leroy is? It was probably way before you were born
8D I think it was a little before my time, anyway
AC It's essentially a stencil style lettering kit that the military uses still to this day. All the lettering in the old DC
com ics 1s all done with Leroy kits . I'm really good at those, after a couple of summers of very intense, mind boggling
work h's alotofeyestress
BO Is thal how you continue to generate type and that sort of thing?
AC I generate type any way that I feel is appropriate fo r the project. I have no real standard approach to generating
type , except I tend to fivor a look that looks clunky or fucked up. I'm very fond of trying to intelligently control an
untrained look An untrained aesthetic, even though I am highl y trained. I prefer to make it look as though it is done
more spontaneously, and I go to great lengths to make it look spontaneous.
BO Well it doesn't come across slick at all.
AC · It's hard making your stuff look shitty in a world of computers where everything has to look beautiful . Often times
I'll have a problem where I will do a piece of art. and 1will submit it to a client or a design competition, or whatever and
somewhere along the line some little hack, in-house production artist, or" Art Director" or whatever they want to call
themselves, will take it and clean it up for me. They'll make all of the lines all neat and straight It happens to me a lot,
because I sti ll ~ork in mechanicals and not computers. Somewhere out there, there is some computer geek who
assumes I'm an idiot and that they know everything, and they try to fix my artwork for me. and that happens at record
labels- major labels are impossible. I can't get my stuff through them at all . I'll never be,.able to get my work 10 a major
lab~I and have it turn out like I want it and it ends up looking like shit But that's not the main reason I don't work with
maJors
80 What generally happens 1n that situation? Do you ever insist on it going back to how you wanted it?

�AC : No, I have no control in that situation. Basically with a major, you have no power they have all of the
power They have all I.he power. And that's all I.here is to it. I can go in and scream and rant, and they'll just
think I'm difficult, and I'll never get any more work. But that's just generally what I do because I don't want
to work with them anyway.
BO· So you don't use computers at all , forpre•press or anything?
AC. Well, when I need typography, obviously traditional type setting is gone. Five hundred years of
technology was tossed out in about tWo or three years, so now the only way to get typography is to access
somebody with a computer. And unfortunately most people with computers who set type are not
• typographers, there is a very, very big disti nction. So trying to get decent type is an ongoing hassle, and I'm
getting to the point that I'm going to have to get a computer just to set type so I can get it looki ng like I want
it to look And that is going to be a big hurdle for me. l don't want to do it. I don't know how to use a camera
either. I just don't want to know. There's a lot of people who try to approach this stuff like "I can do
anyth ing." Wel l, no, I want to know what I do really, really well . I don't give a shit about learning how to run
a camera or a computer. I want to do what I do, and I'm very narrowly focused.
BO· Ooyou haveafavoritefontorfam ily of fonts?
AC . Well , first I have a pet peave about the use of the word "font. " Do you know what a font is? That is
actually a comp lete set oflead type. A font is not a typeface. That is completely different. Computer lingo
has altered a Im of the words now, so that a font is a typefa ce. I've got some favorite typefaces, but a favorite
font. well that's kind of a meaningless question. It's kind oflik e the word "pica." "Pica" is now just another
typeface, it used to be a unit of measurement. Computers have come in and changed the vocabu lary all in
about 1wo or three years Now when I give instructions to people with computers. they don't know what I
am talking abou t So, yea h, do you want one? Franklin Gothic. Century Schoolbook. I like the ones that
were designed SO, 60 •500 years ago. Contemporary fonts , excuse me, typefaces• I can't think of a one.
They all look like display typefaces There used to be a big distinction between display type and text type.
The same thing happened in the late 60's, when cold type really flooded the market, all ofa sudden it was
easy to design typefaces and the market was flooded with all of these hideous typefaces. People are kind of
looking at them know say ing "all those ?O's ty pefaces are so cool" , but at the time they were hideous. What
happened was, it was easy to use these typefaces, and people designed crazy typefaces . Not very functional
ones, but ones that we re outrageous. We are kind of going through the same process right now with
computers Anyone can design typefaces now. The result is that we are inundated with outrageously
useless typefaces that in ten or twenty years we are going to look at and say "Oh. those are so ugly! " I'm
sorta sitting back and wai ting fo r the dust to settJe on this typography design era, and see what the hell it
looks like in about ten years. Me, I tend to concentrate on stuff that happened about 60 .100 years ago.
BO What is it about that type of design ...
AC . Because it was done by designers• people who understood what design was about, they were trained in
design, they practiced that for a long time, they learned from the great masters, you know, people who are
doing design now are j ust buying computers. There is no prep. There is a big difference between decoration

and design and me
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Its a language of color and shape and line and form . It's a language that everybody can
rmd and nobody knows they can read it. When we look at a car or we look at an
a~verusement or we look at a color. we know yellow means something. We know a
circle opposed to a square means something. And we know it without knowing it. It's
an instinctive thing that is a cultural inheritance. Graphic designers communicate
through that level. We are constantly manipulating peoples heads It is our job to fuck
with people's minds. And we do so for our own purposes, usually for money. Graphic
designers are sort of propagandists for an industrial merchant society
BO: What is your favorite tool ?
AC · The photocopier
8D: What's your take on appropriation?
AC : Appropriation to begin with has to do with changing. There's a big difference
between "stealing" and "appropriating" is reinterpreting the image in it's context. To
alter the meaning of the image lf you just take an image and slop it straight across,
that's not enough . So the three basic rules are I) to take obscurely 2) to change
significantly and 3) to use appropriately To take obscurely, you don't take real famous
images. You don't take Mickey Mouse, because you won't get away with it I mean use
your common sense. Take it from an obscure source that's copyright free, or it's so
obscure that it doesn't have any meaning anymore. Often times I'll find a photograph
that was taken 50 years ago, and I'll be interested in this one little image that's down in
the corner, like say there's a picture of a car that's being tom apart and this brake drum
,s really fascinating., and then I'll take that and work with that. The second rule is
change significantly. If I find an image thati like, I will work with it. Sometimes a lot
of my ima8es look like something, but they are not They are often redrawn in the
exact same style, or I will collage in, or draw in entirely new images that change the
appearance so much that you won't even recognize it. There's just this vague culturaJ
awareness of what the fuck this is about. Clip art is famous for that. You take old clip
art, I mean people take it and use it straight across , but you can take it and redraw it.
You could add six heads and five arms and it could be holding a wrench or a machine
gun . And thirdly is to use appropriately. So we are reffering to the first two rules. If
you wanted to steal Mickey Mouse, well, you are really asking for it. And secondly, if
you don't change Mickey Mouse, you are reall y asking for it. Thirdly, if you want to
use it on a major project, you are really asking for it, and it is also wrong. It's not only
evil , but it is also bad to steal On the other hand, if you use it appropriately, if you are
pulling 50 punk posters on telephone poles, you know, take Mickey Mouse, put iton a
punk poster. but I have known people who have been sued Recently in Seattle there

�was somebody who took the Fam ily Circle cartoon and used it for a drag show, and
lhe people who do Family Circle sought those people out and pressed charges They
didn't take obscurely, they didn't follow rule one, and secondly, they didn't change
significantl y, they just put some bondage gear on them and left the same faces. Sure,
they were making the cu ltural reference, but that's just playing with fire.
BO· But, you, yourself haven't got in any trouble .
AC No, I've always been very careful. Where I haven't been careful, I've been
reckless intentionally. Sometimes the intent of recklessness puts it into the territory
of first amendment protection. lt becomes satire or parody. For instance, in
publication design, you can get away with a lot more because it is protected by the
First Amendment. I can put Mickey Mouse in an editorial cartoon defaming Goofy,
and it's okay, but if I put that on a product for sale and profit, that's an entirely
different territory For instance, rock bands, we use their pictures in publications all
the time, but you take that photo and put iton at shirt, they can sue your ass . So there
are all these territories you have to be careful of, and just because you see somebody
like me 1ake Mickey Mouse and put him in an editorial cartoon, doesn't give the
observer carte blanche to the same. "Monkey see, monkey do" is something that is
way out ofi t h 's no longer a safe practice in this world . Or should I say "Punky see,
punky do"?
8D How do you lei the element of chance into your work?
AC Well , early on in my life I was an art student. I was reall y fascinated with
Dadaists, and particularl y Marcel Duchamp , and every project I do has elements of
cha nce in it I don't share tha1 with the client I'm never quite sure how the projects are
going to turn out until it comes off the printing press I shoot for a range of
acceptabi lity, a lot of the times because I am working with cheapo, mail order, low
budget, etcetera, reproduction processes You kinda have a certain slop fa ctor
worked in to those practices, and what I try todo is control the range of possibi lities.
It can go this far wrong, or that far wrong, and sti ll be okay. When I see designers who
get very, very exacting about things, and they spend hours at the press checking
everything- well, I don't do that. I can't do that . The projects where I do get a chance
to do that I'm still very accepting because I'm used to be accepting within a range of
trial and error So, a lotofthetimes I put things in there and I really don't know what's
going to happen, Ijust know that it is going to be acceptable.
BD· S01t'snotalwayscalculated?
AC: Well , no, it's calculated. That's what I am trying to describe, but there is on ly so
much that you can control. When I say I don't share that with the clients, I don't let
them know, I tell them that it is going to be happening. It will look sona like this and

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possibilities, but I'm not going to tell them that it is going to look exactly like this. That's very
imponant to because this is a collaborative artfonn . The clients are every bit as important to
the project as your aesthetic ideas. 1 think the idea of an artist forcing their muse on an
unsuspecting client is nothing shon of criminal. I just hate designers who are like that. but I
am definitely not like that. Whereas I throw tantrum when I think the client is making equally
s1upid mistakes, or that their muse is more important than me, because it is an equal two-way
street when it comes to collaboration. The client is not always right, but I'm not always right
either
BD· How many record covers would you say you've done?
AC I've never reall y counted them , but if you look at LPs, CDs and 45s. It's somewhere-in the
range of 500.
BD Wow. That's incredible
AC Well, it's just work . One of the things I've learned to do over the years is to work fast. I
used to work in publication, I used to work on The Rocket (Seattle based entertainment
tabloid publication). It was no money, no time, do it fast. We ended up designing on the spot,
and that's how I learned to work . Everything is done through my hands now, so I think and
work fast The things that slow it down are usuall y the client's concerns. And there's all kinds
of little tricks- if you want to buy more time because you have other work piling up on you,
there's all kinds oflittle tricks that let you manipulate the client into buying more time without
sayi ng "Oh gosh , I need more time" or something like that. I found that one of the best things
todo is to ask theclienttomakea deci sion . (laughs) It buys you at least two weeks, minimum .
It's like, "I need some copy writing for this, yeah, I need some text." and they are like "Oh,
okay, I'll get right hack to you" andyougetanothertwoweeks. ltcomesin very handy.
BD: I don't know if you have an answer forth is or not, but do you have a favorite project?
AC . Aw, geez! You know there's a lot of things I do and over the years I look at them, and I am
still proud to have done them, but generally speaking, I get things back and I put them in a
drawer and I can't look at them fora long time. They tum out so different than I intend them to.
It takes the perspective of time before I really realized how things work . I can tell you what I
was thi nking and doing maybe six months ago, but what I'm doing right now, I haven't quite
analyzed yet. I'm not quite su re what direction I'm going at the moment, but I know what
direction I was going six months ago. So, the answer to your question is that I don't really
pinpoint specific projects as being great, I kind of look at my work as a continuum and my
direction ends up being more interested in the individual output. But still, there are a few that
are really fucking good . There's a poster I did for an artcollectiveback in 1983 that I still look
at as being damn good , and the poster I did for Romeo Void back in '82 that I still look at as
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For the most part, yes. But like most ventures of this nature, not everything works.
The Geezers do "Stuck On You" with the singer doing a fake Johnny Rotten voice
that only comes off as annoying. And while I normally like The Migraines, Eddie's
voice is all wrong for The Darnned's "Neat Neat Neat." And there are two tracks by
The Vindictives doing the Sex Pistols (as mystery bonuses) and coming across as
pale copies. Less Than Jake's version of The Jam's "This Is The Modern World" is

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hard to capture the spirit, but it's just forced and silly. So, what do I
like? The Dillinger 4's "You're Not Blank," doing the Dils up proud,
The Teen Idols pumping up Eddie and the Hot Rods' "Teenage
Depression" with steroids, Violent Society's rev-up of Eater's
"Room For One," Hickey's "The American In Me," Sloppy
Seconds' "Let's Loot The Supermarket" (a Mick Farren and the
Deviants cover) and The Chinese Millionaires' awesome "Oh No."
All of these bands capture the spirit of the originals while exploding
quite well on their own. So, it's half and half, but it's definitely
lovingly put together. BMS

THE TROGGS EP Collection CD
(See For Miles PO 328 Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 2NE, England)
Yeah, I know we've all beard Wild Thing enough but these guys are
great. The bass heavy moody sexiness on all the songs is just what I
need. The implied and outright sexual urgency of the Troggs makes
them a very fun band to listen to and this collection is cool. With
songs like "Give it to Me" , "Gonna Make You". "I can't Control
Myself' and "66-5-4-3-2-1" The last is Reg's "booty call" line, ring
him up and he'll be there and alone cos he knows what she wants and
he's sure he can amply supply it. Then there's the true love tunes that
are also quite fun and probably helped gettin' the ladies home. Can
you hear "With a Girl Like You" enough? What about "Love is All
Around"? LB
THE GADJITS At Ease CD
(Hellcat Records• 2798 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles CA 90026)
The Gadjits apparently repeatedly deny that they are the "Hanson of
Ska". The truth is that if the average age of these Johnson County ska
kids wasn't 17, they never would have been signed. Ska music is a
genre traditionally defined (as of late anyway) by over the top
energy and an undeniable downbeat. Admittedly, their first self
released CD, "The Gravy on Your Grits", was a testament to that
type of Ska. Manic and youthful. This release doesn't really kick in

until song #5 "Traffic Tickets" . Their energy is captured even better on the ode-to-a-slut "Party
Girl", which would be my pick for a radio single save for the abundance of expletives. My next pick
would be the twelve bar blues based and highly Jerry Lee Lewis flavored (read REAL Rock n' Roll !)
"Need Yo' Luv", which is just as surprising coming from these guys as their cover of "Mustang
Sally" . The bulk of this release comes off as mid-tempo and mediocre, devoid of any really catchy
hooks. BO

STEREO LAB Dots and Loops LP
(Drag City• PO Box476867 Chicago IL 60647)
Since everyone is trying to sell authenticity these days, why not go in the opposite direction? That is
what Stereolab does--and does mighty well too, flaunting their mastery of reproducing the non-rock
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on consumer rituals-you will no doubt buy it because of the packaging (which is rather stylish
and impressive). But once yo u have listened to the record, you will no doubt enjoy that it leaves
you-unless, of course you happen to be a musical purist--stirred, not shaken. JB
THE REMA INS A Session With... CD
(Sundazed PO 85 Coxsackie NY 12051)
I love "Don't Look Back" as much as anyone, but I put off buying this CD because it only has a
couple of originals. But I found myselflistening to it one day at the record store and they start off
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cool because it was a demo session they were doing to try out for
Capitol and the tape just rolls and was mixed straight to 2-track and it
sounds live and energetic and still kinda laid ~ack . The covers are
great I love the originals. Pick it up! LB
FRANKZAPPA CucamongaCD
(Del-Fi• PO Box 69188 Los Angeles CA 90069)
Here's something for all you Zappa fans out there: a collection of
seven singles Uncle Frank produced, wrote and/or played on
between the years 1962-64. All were recorded for Bob Keene's DelFi and Donna labels. You could say, these were his "wet behind the
ears" years, as he was just entering his early twenties when these
were recorded. Needless to say this shows the early sparks of
weirdness that would come to full fruition once Zappa formed The
Mothers of Invention . Here, though, his reported fondness for doo
wop, R&amp;B (the greasy kind) and strange novelty are all on display.
The latter is represented by "Deer Jeepers" and "Letter from
Jeepers," a record made by an L.A.-based DJ named Bob Guy, who
sounds like a radio version of the old horror movie host Zacherie. Bmovie fans should check out Baby Ray and The Fems' "How's Your
Bird" and "The World's Greatest Sinner" (from the 1962 Timothy
Carey film of the same name, which Zappa wrote the music for),
both of which feature future Mother Ray Collins on vocals. Rock 'n'
roll instrumental fans should hear the singles by Paul Buff (an
engineer who owned the studio Zappa made a lot of these) and The
Rotations (s urf) respectively. The doo wop side of Zappa comes
through on singles by The Heartbreakers (featuring backing by DelFi's own The Romancers, of "Slauson Shuffi e" fame) and The Pauls
(Buff again). The greasy R&amp;B side is represented by Mr. Clean's
appropriately self-titled single. For anyone interested in Frank
Zappa, this is no doubt a must-have and there's delights that await the
casual listener as well. - BMS

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(Bar None Records• PO Box I 704 Hoboken NJ 07030)
I got this promo at work and read the press release (one handwritten page by one of the
band) and thought it sounded pretty dumb. Later that night I tuned in for a couplasongs
and turned it off. .. for about ten minutes and then I was up tumin it back on, then I took
it to work and listened to it and then home again and it was on and then back to work .....
It's just fun pop to listen to, harmonies and sing-a-long songs. Far from the bland indie
record I thought it would be. There is a lot of acoustic guitar and brushes. It puts me in
the same mood as Yo La Tengo's "Fakebook", a nice mellow sing a Jong. It was done
on four track and you can tell. I like the strain the voice has on it to be heard over the
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THE SPITFIRES demo tape
(The Spitfires• Apt A. 3551 Main St . Vancouver B .C. V5V-3N3 Canada)
We normally don't review demo tapes, but I was really impressed by the one these guys
sent to me. Seems there's a rock 'n roll revolution going on up there in Vancouver, with
tales of crazy shows (complete with mentions of broken glass all over the place) put on
by these guys. This five song cassette has already warranted repeated listens, and
although most of you will never hear it, bassist C.C . Voltage promises something will
be officially released soon- so be on the lookout. The first song reminds me of a revved
up remake ofTommy Tutone's "867-5309 Jenny" and that ain't bad at all. BO
JOHNNY LEGEND AND HIS ROCKABILLY BASTARDS The Best ofJohnny

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(HMG/Hightone)
I was at a rockabilly concert this past New Year's Eve and while I had a good time, I
couldn·t help but notice the artifice of the whole thing. Most of the bands were all
these well-groomed suit-and-tie rockabilly bands and, well, it made me a little sick.
Even the music was too perfectly clean . What a sight it would be if Johnny Legend
were to show up there with his long hair looking like a lumberjack from hell. But HE
would show these rockabilly purist boneheads how its done. Because whether he's
doing a mournful ballad like "Nightbird," or a full-out rocker like "The Holy Beat," he
knows how to deliver rockabilly the way it should be: sexy, rough and all-out fun.
That be has fun with what he does should be obvious to you. The "Two Thousand
Maniacs" theme song cover is worth the admission price alone. You'll have a gas with
this one! BMS

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THE MOTARDS Saturday Night Special Ed CD
(eMpTy Records• PO Box 12034 Seattle WA 98102)
Texas' brand of blood, sweat and beer garage punk is evident on the Motards'
latest full length release, "Saturday Night Special Ed." Bone crunching guitar
action sonicly invades your eardrums, while lead throat John Motard infonns
you about his world of weirdness, alcoholism, and other social rants. This
time around, the Motards rock out a lot tighter, even though they can sound
joyfully sloppy (according to my failing ears) at certain times. Another major
component to this album is production superstar's Tim Kerr's knob twidd ling .
The Motards are rescued from undesirable muddy production, to a more clean
sounding guitar assault. Give the Motards an A+ for God-like power with this
awe inspiring artifact. AYM
THE BOBBY FULLER FOUR Never To Be Forgonen: The Mustang
Years 3 CD Boxed Set
(Del-Fi• PO Box 69188 Los Angeles CA 90069)
This should prove once and for all that there's so much more to Bobby Fuller
than "I Fought The Law." Granted that "Law" is one ofrock 'n' roll's greatest
singles, but Fuller and crew were quite possibly one of the first true exponents
of power pop . Just put on "Let Her Dance," "Another Sad and Lonely Night,"
"Never To Be Forgotten" and "I'm A Lucky Guy" and if you're not giddy with
the full-out exuberance of these songs, then it ain't my fault if you're a loser.
Fuller also executed ballads like "My True Love" and "A New Shade of Blue"
with smoothness and his stabs at drag rock ("King of the Wheels") and
considerable instrumental chops (the surf instrumentals "My Favorite
Martian" and "Thunder Reef') are all documented here. What's more, the
third disc is a live set recorded at PJs in 1964 for a live album that was
scrapped that gives you an example of what Fuller and co were like live, eve_n
though a large portion of it is covers. (The version of "Let Her Dance" on th1_s
disc is a particular treat.) The liner notes, covering in great detail, Fuller's hit
years and the different theories surrounding his mysterious death in 1966 (one
of the great tragedies in rock 'n' roll), are unifonnly superb, as this whole
package. "I Fought The Law" and "Let Her Dance" deserve to glow forever
like the gems they are. This package helps assure that they will. BMS

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(360 Twist • PO Box 9367 Denver CO 80209)
This is the only thing I've ever heard from this band, but judging from these two songs, I can tell you that I'm already
anxious forthe fo llow-up full length to come out. "Can't Stop" is a guitar driven number that's got me shakin' in my seat
as I type this review. "Gasqjine" on the other hand is more of a bluesy tune, that brings to mind a slower version of
"Blank Generation" ... or should I say "Tank Generation"? Playful girly vocals make this unique and precious. BO
THE ZOMBIES Zombie Heaven 4 CD Box Set
(Big Beat • 42-50 Steele Road London NW IO 7 AS)
In several early anempts at writin g this review, I realized all I was doing was raving about the band and the box set. So,
now after extensively collecting my thoughts and listening to all four CDs I think I've got something: more raving,
gush mg and almost shouting "DUDE" in my excitement . So, instead I'll present you with two lists the first; Why the
Zombies areSo(oooo) Cool :
-Great songwriting -Incredible musicians -Wholly original and un ique sound
-The soul and jazz influence -Style
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-Nerdy, almost moody pop
-Electric piano
-Minor chords
-Back-ups &amp; harmoni es -Pop, as somethin g more than just pop (ya know)
. and the second list; Why Zombie Heaven is So Good:
-119 songs-42 unissued tracks -62 page book with chronology and track by track memories by the band
-Odyssey and Oracle -Photos (lots) -The Zombiemania offer
-A lot easierthan finding all the singles and such (B BC recordings/demos)
-Thebook -Thealtematetakes, etc.
Al l in all I think it is a most worthwhi le purchase, sure to bring hours of enjoyment and repeated listening. Wish I didn 't
have to give back (thanks Billy, guess you want it back now?) LB

RAMONES We'reOuttaHere!CDandvideoset
(Radioactive)
What a sad way to go out, man' Performing yourlast song ever with that whining loser Eddie Vedder. Coming off like
a bunch of biller, grumbling old men in the interview segments. Running through the songs like you can't wait to hurry
up and get off stage . Joey stumbling and slurring his way through the words. And if that's not bad enough, the video
director, Ken Kerslake, shoots the final show segments in that irritating MTV-verite style that totally undercuts any
intensity the performance might have otherwise had. But just as it seems all is lost, the video is rife with priceless (if
erratic in terms of quality) footage of the band in their prime. That stuff makes this package worth havin g for fans, but if
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THE BLOWTOPS Voodoo Alley?"
(BigNeck,POBox291, Buffalo, NY 14209)
YEEEEOWWW! ! ! These Buffalo, New Yorkers scorch yer ears and make ya
holler! !Trashy, fuzzy, raunchy rock 'n' roll recorded at the bottom of a sewer tank!
Made to be cranked up loud enough to level towns! Pure garage 'n' roll that's
psyched-up, psyched-out and pyschotic all at once! What more recommendation is
needed? Proceed and devour! BMS

THE APPLES IN STEREO Tone Soul Evolution LP
(SpinArt • PO Box 1798 New York NY IO 156)

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this record apart from the other popsters is that the songs are not too sugary sweet:
there is always a hint of sadness just under the surface of jangling guitars. Other
bands might name-drop the Beatles, Beach Boys, Byrds, Kinks etc., but The
Apples use these influences to push their songs to new heights. I don't know where
they got the descending guitar line to "The Silvery Light," but it's more gripping
than a long goodbye. Tone Soul Evolution may be somewhat more restrained than
The Apples' super-energetic live shows--however, their reworking of the power
chord intro to "All Day and All of the Night" on "What's the #" will clear the space
in front of your stereo speakers. A word to the wise: the record has two extra songs,
so buy the vinyl. JB

THE CANDYSNATC HERS Pissed Off, Ripped 0./J, Screwed CD
(Go Kart• PO Box 20 Prince St. Station New York NY I 0012)
The Candysnatchers' new compact disk contains songs of ultra pissed off, fast,
high energy obnoxious punk that the too sensitive may not stomach . Mix the OLD
Misfits and the New York Dolls with a lot of other eclectic subjects and
personalities, and out pops this band from the wasteland of Virginia Beach. This
second release features old demo material, which I suspect has been remastered
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Saints cover is short of being ripped off. Even these ditties totall y scream "Candy
Snatchers'" all over hte place. The "Pissed Off... " sound is so full of force that
whiplash might end up being the end result. But don't let this small matter get in yo ur
way because rock and ro ll enlightenmen~ison your way. AYM
TERIYAKIS Psychics to Sidekicks I 0"/CD
(Priapusfferciopelo • 1723 Ill inois Lawrence KS 66044)
The perpetually unexplainable Teriyakis have released an amazing adventure in
sound that captures the li ve noodlings locals have been (hopefull y) experiencing for
three or more years now. The Teri yakis have never been afraid to experiment and
layer, util izing many unique instruments and samples, and changing tempos and
beats. You never know which instrument each member is going to end up on when
they start changing around between songs at their live shows, very similar to the
unexpected twists and turns their sound has become known for. Don't let the Teriyakis
trick you in to think ing that this is just an experiment in expression, because
underneath the many layers are some genuine pop songs that shine bright on this
record. This will be the first CD release for the local label Priapus and the first release
for Billy Lamboley's upstart label Terciopelo (Spanish for "velvet"- literally "third
hair" .) Bob Weston recorded this release, and he did a mighty fine job capturing the
songs, which are some of their best. Also note that they'll be heading back to Chicago
soon to begin recording a full length. BO
LAZY COWG IRLS A Little Sex and Death CD
(Crypt • 1250 Long Beach # IO I Los Angeles CA 90021)
The Lazy Cowgirls are probably the most underappreciated rock and roll band
EVER . They have been kickin out REAL rock and roll fo r 15 years now, and have
released about 15 albums on labels like Restless, Bomp 1, Sympathy, and Dog Meat.
Although I am not very familiar with these early releases, I can tell you by judging
from their last two Crypt releases that their spirit is nothing new. They are a highly
seasoned outfit, and their newest CD is packed with songs about, well, sex and death
and many experiences in between . Lead singer Pat Todd has one of the most
passionate voices I've ever heard, whi le guitarist Eric Chandler provides the perfect
accen ts to these true life tales of glory and disappointment. BO

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(Hi psville • 2020S. Lowell Blvd. Denver CO 80219)
The Down-N-Outs are a newly formed Denver trio fronted by ex-Element 79
crooner/strum mer Michael Daboll, who is one of the best rock and roll wailers I've
heard since the Sonics! Nothing compare to a good scream right before a frantic
and fucked up guitar solo. Three truly smokin' gems on this single. Get yours now
as they are limited to only 500 copies. BO

VARIOUS ARTISTS Flaming Burnout CD
(Man's Ruin• 610 22nd St. #302 San Francisco CA 94107)
Once the dust settled from the Estrus Records warehouse fire on January 17th ,
1997, many bands began scheming up a way to help Estrus rebuild after this
horrible tragedy. Not only was a major part of their stock sent up in smoke, but
unreplaceable master recordings and original artwork from the first ten years of
their existence went up with it- not to mention all of the Mono Men's equipment!
Man's Ruin Records has recently released a CD containing 30 tracks from bands
who wanted to help the cause, and all the proceeds go to help Estrus rebuild. Many
Estrus bands are on here as well as friends such as The Woggles, Delta 72, The HiFives, Southern Culture On The Skids, The Fleshtones, and Servotron (who's song
"Rocket Dog" is about the fire itself). I think all of the songs are new and/or
unreleased, and damn if there isn't a square track in the lot! You can't go wrong with
this comp, baby, so do yourself a favor (and Estrus, too) and pick this up soon. BO
ULTIMATE FAKEBOOK Electric Kissing Parties CD
(Noisome• PO Box 3570 Lawrence KS 66046)
Ultimate Fakebook's debut release on Noisome records (formerly Unsound
Records) is an essential pop offering for fans of the simple rock and roll setup of
guitar, bass and drums. This three piece from Manhattan Kansas has become one
hell of a "basement arena rock" band, and this CD deserves attention from anyone
who enjoys the power driven pop of bands like Superchunk. The first song on this
disk "Far, Far Away" is quickly becoming a classic in the annals oflocal music, and
deservingly so. Bill McShane's ultra catchy guitar hooks and vocal sty lings shine
best on this tune, often sounding like there are two completely different people
singing- he's got that much range' Eric Melin's drumming needs no introduction
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fills are as great as ever. Unless you are too cool to support the local music
scene, you should check out this band live as they always deliver great
performances. BD
MURDER CITY DEVILS sit CD
(Die Young Stay Pretty• 1932 First Avenue Suite 1103 Seattle WA 9810 I)
Pretty good Stooges inspired rock and roll tracks mixed in with a few
mell ower organ driven tunes, make this CD a good listen. I've never really
been a fan of bands with a singer who doesn't do anything but sing (although
there are obvious exceptions), and although I don't think that the MCDs
fro ntman Spencer comes across very well on these recordings, but I bet he's
a great li ve. A few friends from Seattle confirm this notion . The strange part
is that the guy looks like a clean cul, grown up Campbell's Soup kid, but
sounds like a young Iggy (especially obvious on "Broken Glass" a song
about the man himself). Rock and Roll fans will be entertained by this, but I
doubt it will have much staying power. BD

MASONS/ESSIGHAUSsplit 10"
(Middle Class Pig Records• Pfitzerstrasse 32/7 7270 Tuebingin Germany)
This is the second release from Middle Class Pig Records, the German
record label who also recently put out The Hefners / Schwarz split ten inch.
The company was started by Erik "The Red" Bauer who you might
remember as Jeff Petterson's follow up host on 90.7 fm KJHKs "Alternative
Flashback Show" (which is back on the air again!) a few years back. After
his graduation he moved to Germany and decided to try his hand at running·a
record label. After a bit of talent searching here in the U.S., he arranged to
put out this record featuring the Masons from Kansas City and a German
Kraut-Rock band called Essighaus. Although the Essighaus side is not my
cup of tea, I can't get enough of the Mason's seven songs. Reminiscent of
early Misfits, and often compared to the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
(probably due to Tom Mason's vocal delivery) their songs are thick and
chunky and an all around rompin' stompin' good time! Highly recommended
if you can get your grubbies on it. BD

DEAD MOON Hard Wired in Ljubljana CD
(eMpTy•POBox 12034 SeattleWA98102)
Those who know the power, perseverance and passion of Dead Moon will enjoy this
live offering containing 20 of their best songs, performed with the energy tl1a1 this
band has been delivering for many years now (longer than most of us have been out of
diapers). It's difficult to explain the electric spirit that their songs conjure up, so I won't
even try. But kudos go out to eMpTy Records for helping expose the world to this
underappreciated phenomenon . Please note: some versions of the CD contain a CD
ROM for PC users that's got live footage and a history of the band. BD
THE DONNASAmerican Teenage Rock N' Roll Machine CD
(Lookout• PO Box I 1374 Berkeley CA 94 7 12-2374)
In the spirit of the Runaways and the Ramones comes the newest Lookout Records
rock n' roll sensation- THE DONNAS 1 Repeated listens of this album are not
necessary in order to sing along to these teenage rebellion anthems- played by real
teenage girls' It ' d be hard not to with lyrics like "I don 't care about goin' to school /
and I don't care about havin' friends / I don 't care ' cuz I' m a rock n' roll machine! "
Songs about FM radio ("Gimme My Radio"), getting revenge ("Looking for Blood")
and getting some ("You Make Me Hot," "Wanna Get Some Stuff' and "Checkin' It
Out")- all the things high school is about. "Novelty" or not, I like this lots 1 I can 't wait
to see if they deliver the goods live at their show with the Groovie Ghoulies at The
Replay on March 18th. BD
THE COUNTDOWNS Right On Sound CD
( Scooch Pooch• 323 Broadway E. #405 Seattle WA 98102)
Remember the Tim Kerr interview from the last issue ofMicromag, where he said that
one of his favorite new bands was the Countdowns? Imagine the excitement I felt
when I found a copy of their CD in our PO Box! I was pleased to see that not only did
Mr. Kerr produce this CD, but he also plays slide guitar, Hammond B-3, and the
shakers on a few songs. The production itself is gritty and powerful with ample doses
of squelched out feedback that give the songs a fucked up and gnarly sound. The tunes
range from sing along punk anthems to Texas bluesy rock and soul (yeah, I know they
are from L.A.) . BD

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! like Sicko. This album is as good as any of their previous releases. They bring their
own sound and ideas, making them stand out amongst the excess of formula pop-punk
bands. They come off as intelligent and not just punker than fuck. There's an honesty
inherent in all their songs, for example they have no problem saying bow excited they
are, that their band is doing well and hoping it will last. Fun tunes and an Iron Maiden
cover. LB
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(Distortions Records PO 1122 Bala-Cynwyd PA 19004)
I'm no authority on Mod. I know the Who and the Jam and the Small Faces, from that I
have a small grip on mod and Powder, from San Jose and various other Cali locals,
circa 65-68, are definitely MOD. The loud, energetic, power-pop, that they pump
certainly have all the right elements. Most of all though they rock and pretty much
force you to sing-along. The cd is long and covers not just Powder but various projects
that Rich and Tom Martin, the heart of Powder were involved in. It's almost tragic that
this stuff was never released till now. To illustrate just how good; me and my girlfriend
had Bob Deck over for a hot late night game of monopoly, during which we listened to
the whole ed. He had his own copy the next day. It doesn't take long to really love this
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Outdoor and Bike for rebuilding and
rising from the ashes .. you guys rock.
We would also like to mention that
there are a couple of new locally
owned businesses downtown that we
hope yo u will help support- Hi Jinx
Lounge and Sugartown traders (see
ads in this issue). One of Lawrence's finest, the What Gives were
just out in Los Angeles, attending the Poptopia festival, where they
played at Spaceland. They also got to see the Rooks and the
Shambles among other pop wonders. Keep an eye out in March for
the temporary return of our Winter Olympic correspondants, Craig
and Teresa who will be back for a little while and looking for a few
hoedowns. The Midwest Underground Media Symposium
(M .U.M.S.) is a go for this spring, and all zine lovers should plan to
attend as this year promises to be even better than last year. Arthur
Dodge has a new CD on the way as does Chubby Smith. The
Teriyakis should have their IO'/ CD out soon as well . And yes, The
Hefners IO inch is finally done and in the cool record stores. More
rock &amp; roll than you can take : Sin City Disciples Reunion showsApril 30 Bottleneck, May I &amp; 2 Hurricane in KC/Countdowns
2/23 Replay /Candy Snatchers 3/2 Replay/newest saviours of rock
&amp; roll , the Donnas with the Groovie Ghoulies 3/ 18
Replay/Mmmmoonshine Willy 3/22 Replay-/the sonic trash
sounds of ZEKE 3/23 Replay/and get down and really dirty with
the Quadrajets &amp; Fells 3/29 at Replay. Skul I Orchard 2/21 at
Bottleneck/ Swingster bonanza with Jeffrey Lee and his Pale
Moon Kings and Swing 39 2/28 at Bottleneck and sweet voiced
Big Sandy is there 3/7. Believe it or not-The Damned are at the
Bottleneck 3/ 10-really ... neat neat neat. &amp; while we're at it...buy
local OK?

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